Thursday afternoon, while Paige and I were away from the house, Louis Pierre, the world’s most terrible companion beast, found a bottle of peanut oil that we hadn’t unpacked yet, and ate a bunch of it. He spread the remainder throughout the house, and just to be thorough, he stomped oily little footprints across all of the areas he had missed with his first bombing raid. At some point during or after his attack on the house, he yarfed up a few slicks of oil mixed with almost digested kibble in my bike room, and he created a large mystery puddle in the john.
This is not really relevant to anything; I just wanted to make sure he was properly shamed on the internet. The internet never forgets, Louis.
Anyways, I’m back, and I missed this!
I’m having the wood floors refinished in the house that my lady and I have just purchased. I know absolutely zilch about such tasks. Despite this, the contractor, a super friendly dude with the best intentions I’m sure, asks me to make a lot of decisions.
In thinking about that, I’m reminded of the first custom bike I ordered. (more…)
Sprinting is, and has always been, a passion of mine. It ranks right up there with Gameboy, Tremors, and wishing I could skateboard, which is to say, at the very top. Sprinting wins my sports heart.
Even when it all goes wrong
Once upon a time there was a boy, and this boy was abducted by Pee-wee Herman disguised as an alien spaceship zoo thing. The boy then found himself transported through time into the future, where he got to meet young Tiny’s first movie crush, and he didn’t even try to cop a feel.
Sandra Bullock would be the only babe to topple her, in The Net
After that he saw some slimy Jim Henson muppets, went underwater, and probably learned a life lesson or something. Who knows. I certainly don’t, because all my detail memories of The Flight of the Navigator have long since been displaced by memories of Sarah’s extreme 1986 foxiness.
Anyway, I have a point here, I promise…
The campy build. A+ Gorgeous, A+ light, and an A+ pain in the cheeks. Read on, for details…